chard smoothie and green-smoothie fridging

So this is what a green-smoothie addict has in her fridge (list of fresh produce taken at a random moment after a trip to farmers market and grocery store): broccoli, red chard, spinach, pineapple, mango, rhubarb, carrots, strawberries, ginger, cabbage, canteloupe, grapes, oranges, apples, bananas, avocados, zucchini, cukes, cilantro, celery, and watermelon. At one time. No joke.


And a chard smoothie I concocted that we really loved: broccoli, red chard, kale, honey, toasted wheat germ, plain yogurt, orange juice, water, mango, pineapple, carrots, apple.


I'm thinking of having my middle name legally changed to Green.