OK, so now you know. Don't run away just yet, though, because I used the leftover (non-bra-stuffing) leaves for some different recipes. That was my own challenge: How many meals can you make from one head of cabbage?
A lot, if you use one of these huge suckers.
1 1/2 T fish sauce
1 1/2 T rice vinegar
bit of garlic
small bit of sugar
1 chili
1/2 onion (cut in half lengthwise and then into little half moons)
juice of 1/2 lime
Mix all of the above together and let it sit for half an hour.
For the salad, thinly slice a cold cooked chicken breast, grate some carrots and cabbage, and chop a handful of mint.
Toss all of the above together and add more mint on top.
OK, now cross out almost all of the above ingredients and start over, 'cause I didn't have much of what she called for and that's what I did. Substitutions, baby. I didn't have fish sauce, so I used soy sauce. No rice vinegar in the house, so apple cider vinegar had to work. I don't buy chili, so a shake of cayenne pepper took its heated place. And I've almost never seen lime juice for sale in Japan so I substituted lemon instead.
I didn't slice the chicken breast, I shredded it with a fork instead. I did use cabbage, carrots, and mint, and somehow, even with all my changes, it fused and worked. Even better the next day after it's all been partying in the fridge together, but beware, the mint turns a brown color, so I wouldn't serve it to guests unless it's just been made.
My toddler son even ate a bit of it, and that's a true miracle. This must be really good stuff.